what time is it, signor giraffe? its time for you to shut up and get me a jagermeister.

giraffes are fickle creatures. i guess. i don't really know what i'm talking about but i needed a cool appropriate picture for this post.

i like giraffes, especially particular ones. moreover, i like people that share my undying passion for giraffes, even if it means confusing me beyond belief. certain giraffe lovers like myself ar epretty fancy. and i like them (a little.)

i guess i need to keep this post relevant to giraffes and giraffe related paraphernalia but i sort of just feel like writing. as a fellow giraffe lover told me tonight around 3am "you just need the right words." (to express things.) and that's really hard.

thank you fellow giraffe lover, i'm still kind of drunk (i'm like 2 ft tall) but i salute you. you're the best giraffe lover i've ever met.

ever.