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Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Monday, September 26, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
its business time.
9.30am.chilling in the business class lounge in frankfurt.
its really cool, they have a bar with free acacia leaves for me to nibble on and a high ceiling for me to stretch out my long neck. they don't mind when i poop on the floor either. the germans (ze GERMANS) know how to live, and they certainly know how to treat their giraffes. i'm going to stretch my neck out then look around quizzically. because giraffes like to do that.
bye guiz.
Friday, September 16, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
what time is it, signor giraffe? its time for you to shut up and get me a jagermeister.
giraffes are fickle creatures. i guess. i don't really know what i'm talking about but i needed a cool appropriate picture for this post. i like giraffes, especially particular ones. moreover, i like people that share my undying passion for giraffes, even if it means confusing me beyond belief. certain giraffe lovers like myself ar epretty fancy. and i like them (a little.)
i guess i need to keep this post relevant to giraffes and giraffe related paraphernalia but i sort of just feel like writing. as a fellow giraffe lover told me tonight around 3am "you just need the right words." (to express things.) and that's really hard.
thank you fellow giraffe lover, i'm still kind of drunk (i'm like 2 ft tall) but i salute you. you're the best giraffe lover i've ever met.
ever.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
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Monday, September 12, 2011
crack induced seagull slaughter
Do you want your neighbourhood giraffe to turn into a merciless killer? This real life footage is taken of a young giraffe named Jerry. Jerry lived a good life...Until the day he gave into peer pressure and took a hit from his friend's crack pipe. Jerry eventually went insane, and started stealing from his parents for money to support his habit. Out on a crazy crack induced rampage, he unknowingly trampled and killed this small, innocent bird. "Once you go crack you never go back." Is what they used to say. Now, with our 90 world-wide rehabilitation centres, we are helping giraffes like Jerry break his habit...And stay out of prison. Over 10000000000000000000000000000000 giraffes and other creatures world wide are affected by crack cocaine, both directly and indirectly. Crack tears lives apart. Little Billy seagull did not even see his tenth birthday. Keep this poison out of our zoos and savannas and other temperate to warm and sandy climates!
This has been a public service announcement.
As a citizen of the world, and a pioneer to the giraffe cause, it is every giraffe lover's duty to keep their giraffes off crack cocaine. Symptoms of crack addiction in giraffes include heightened alertness, insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea and vomiting and a generally really unpleasant and pissed off giraffe. Giraffes usually hide their crack pipes in their larger than average mouth cavities or in their rectums for safe keeping. These should both be the first places to look if you are suspicious that your giraffe, or a giraffe you love, is addicted to crack cocaine.
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