As a citizen of the world, and a pioneer to the giraffe cause, it is every giraffe lover's duty to keep their giraffes off crack cocaine. Symptoms of crack addiction in giraffes include heightened alertness, insomnia, loss of appetite, nausea and vomiting and a generally really unpleasant and pissed off giraffe. Giraffes usually hide their crack pipes in their larger than average mouth cavities or in their rectums for safe keeping. These should both be the first places to look if you are suspicious that your giraffe, or a giraffe you love, is addicted to crack cocaine.
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